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I’m deleting this blog, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone and good luck for the future

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awwwwwww i told him i’m doing race for life and he said he’ll sponsor me:’)

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HE PRACTICALLY HELD MY HAND

okay so we turned round a corner and there was a pigeon in the road, i know its only a pigeon but i didn’t wanna hit it, i’m a good person okay?

then he puts his hand on top of mine on the steering wheel and turns the steering wheel towards the pigeon and is telling me to hit it and saying they’re rats with wings

i grabbed hold of his wrist and took his hand off the steering wheel told him to leave the poor pigeon alone and we just laughed:’) 

this means a lot to me, i’m not like some of you who gets to hug your tc okay?

there was an incident before this where a bird didn’t get out the way and i genuinely thought i was gonna hit it but it flew away at the last second and he still laughs at me to this day because i ducked. i’m sat in a car, surrounded by metal and i ducked.

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16elleanora:

Robert Downey Jr everyone!

(Source: love-every-fandom)

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he’s so childish..

he kept drawing on me with his whiteboard pen:’)

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he was texting my sister about our next lesson and he still mentioned me

'Tell A****** i said Hello, i don't want her to feel left out'

aw

well arent you a fucking ray of sunshine!

Anonymous asked: When you say you 'used to' like your teacher, why have you stopped? Did he not feel the same?

Sort of, he was just more distant and didn’t joke around as much and didn’t make me laugh half as much as my driving instructor, we just didn’t have much of a bond:/

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TC Questions Round 2

5. If your tc was an animal, what would they be?

Probably a sloth because he’s so lazy and never exercises

6. What would your tc be like if they were drunk?

He said he’s such a lightweight and always ends up hurting himself aww

7. Is your tc tech savvy?

Not in the slightest, he has a smart phone but rarely knows how to work it and takes about 10 minutes to text back!

9. Imagine your TC’s singing voice (I’m a choir kid, so this stuff intrigues me). Would they be tone deaf, or pitch perfect? Describe what their singing voice would sound like!

He sings to me every lesson, a different song every week, his singing voice is…erm…amusing

15. Describe what your tc would be like on their first date!

Well he said he was drunk when he first met his wife and asked her out haha

well arent you a fucking ray of sunshine!

Anonymous asked: how do you avoid people finding out about your TC? I think most people in my school know that i have a TC but i always deny it...how do you keep it so secret?

if you just agree with everything they say and laugh along they soon get bored, its only really my twin sister and my family i’m trying to hide it from because my tc is actually my driving instructor but i used to have a crush on my teacher so i can relate, good luck:-)

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WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT ME

WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND/WIFE

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I’m sorry but hi I’m reading all these TC posts and I’m just sitting here thinking:

puipl-dialeting:

spillinq-secrets:

oh my god what if I really am the youngest person here in TC community.

(Sorry but I just needed to say this this is so awkward now isit just me who’s really too young for this or o_o)

I feel as if I’m the oldest o.O 

i feel like this

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(via pupil-dilating)

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3) Do you have any inside jokes with them?

1. I call him gay and constantly tell him to come out the closet

2. His wife’s name is Tina but we refer to her as Tina Turner

3. He once tricked me and told me his mum was dead (shouldn’t laugh i know) so now I always ask if his mums okay

4. I once thought a fox was a dog so every time we see a dog he’s like ‘look at that fox!’

5. We make references to the film ‘There’s something about Mary’

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texts. he’s such a child..

(on today’s lesson i thought this dog was a fox okay don’t judge. he also showed me this ‘tattoo’ but its just a dot of indian ink he did in school)

me: okay you have to admit that dog was a bit foxy looking?

him: haha fox. lol.

me: you can’t laugh at anyone with your ‘badass tattoo’

him: manly full stop tattoo :-)

me: i didn’t know punctuation was particularly masculine?

him: so is ner ner ner

me: haha you are such a child, that is not a comeback!

him: it so is!

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thosesecretstares:

The video.
If you have been following me/read my posts for a while you will know that at Christmas me and R were dancing around like idiots at the back of church. Well, my friends decided to make a video of our year and teachers so we decided me and R should do what we did in church. So here is the product of that. Our line was: ‘I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky, like a tiger’.

OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY YOU ARE MY OTP

thosesecretstares:

The video.

If you have been following me/read my posts for a while you will know that at Christmas me and R were dancing around like idiots at the back of church. Well, my friends decided to make a video of our year and teachers so we decided me and R should do what we did in church. So here is the product of that.
Our line was: ‘I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky, like a tiger’.

OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY YOU ARE MY OTP